I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fresno Catching yourself quoting the one

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

carrying an air of refinement that set it apart from the neon spectacle around it

and bared teeth

Small town teams like these were the backbone of organized baseball

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fresno Catching yourself quoting the oneCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved