Riding Wave Function Collapses T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where Schrödinger's Cat Hangs Ten) Color:Military Green the only thing absolute is

the only thing absolute is that nothing's absolute

displaying various poses that capture the personality and charm of polar bears

Our distinguished whisker-wielding gentleman knows that the true quantum uncertainty isn't whether the cat is alive or dead - it's whether their food bowl needs refilling for the fifth time today despite being filled ten minutes ago

or at least where excellent t-shirts are

Riding Wave Function Collapses T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where Schrödinger's Cat Hangs Ten) Color:Military Green the only thing absolute isFinally, a shirt that answers the age old question: "What if quantum mechanics took up surfing?" Our design shows what happens when you cross Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle with a gnarly beach day turns out you can know either how rad your wave is OR where it's going, but not both. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (probability of comfort = 1) Durable print (superposition of style and substance) Machine washable (no quantum entanglement with socks)